Okay, so this is an idea I just had (while drunked): I should have a blog that I only post in wihle I;m drunk! that's such a good idea. so right now i'm drunk. I had:
a Camo XXX ice whatever-the-fuck 10.5% 24 oz tally can from the gas station for $1.49 f'uck yeah! ALso and then I put some lemon juice in it, because that's how i roll. I was just thinking I'm going to work on a cover of "Gin N' Juice" By snooop D O double G after this post. also I'm drinking a can of bud light while i write, because i am obviously a frat bro cargo shorts dave matthews (not funny since some guy in that band died or whatver RIPz y'all)
So I just had a minor argument with a friend of minez about what's the best way to die. he said like malcolm Xm shot like 30 times and turned into hamburger, probably while wearing a bowtie. I said it's being eaten by a mastodon, while you're on fire. that shit is the hardcorez. Then emily threw in by saying dropping a hair blowdryer in ur own pee and being electrokilled is the best way to die. maybe being electromurdered inside of a mastodon would work the best. like somebody electrocuted the fucking mastodon. maybe he got tzed at some peace rally because the man is bringing him down and he wasn't doing anything wrong! what the fuck, bro! stop encroaching on his fucking rightrs, okay? jeeez.
I was on Best Week Ever's blog (oh man i'm as surprised as you that i can still write html while WASTED) abnd they remind me of the show Wienerville on Nickelodeon. Look that shit up. Seriously, it was like having a fucking acid flashback, except i've srsly never done acid because it's for hippiesbecause alcohol is the only drug i need because BRO!!! I need something to put in all the cargo pocketz of my shortz yo!
Anyway, best of luck to the drunk blog! i hope i drink more later and post again. peace!
